twilight?

I read Twilight a while ago, and didn't really think much of it, except that the characters were awfully dumb and useless. And that only teenage girls who'd never talked to boys before and thought vampires were really cool would like it. Or idiots.

I didn't read the rest of the series, because I'd just learned my lesson with the Rift Wars books. I read the first book, and even though it was clear that the author thought "Hey! I like Lord of the Rings! I like Sword in the Stone! And hey, I think Japanese culture and warp holes and aliens are cool too!", and even though the main players flipped personalities halfway through, and even though all the women were weird cardboard characters, I still read the 2nd, and then the 3rd out of sheer stubbornness before I gave up out of exhaustion.

Anyway, back to Twilight.

Now that there's a movie coming out, all sorts of reviews and comments are surfacing about it. And because I have a lump of coal instead of a heart, I think the mean ones are awfully funny. Enjoy!

http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/002631.html
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/07/fug_the_cover_the_twilight_cas.html
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2008/10/fug_the_poster_twilight.html

 
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never read it, but sounds like the vampire knight manga or bad fanfiction. 'bella swan' is an awful character name.

i did enjoy the fact that the mall promo tour caused fans to trample each other. yay for lump of coal.

n on November 20, 2008 5:09 AM

Hey! That's exactly what I thought too. I made fun of friends who went to see it. Most of the people gushing about it at my school are gothic introverts anyways.

Sesame on December 5, 2008 10:56 AM

Hey! That's exactly what I thought too. I made fun of friends who went to see it. Most of the people gushing about it at my school are gothic introverts anyways.

Sesame on December 5, 2008 11:02 AM
 

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